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If women ran the world . . . Ha! That's a joke, women already run the world. They've been running it since the dawn of time. Given they don't do it directly, they are still the queen bees, men are their drones. The world is their oyster, men are just the butlers that pry it open for them.

Just look at history. Women have had men on a leash since the dawn of time. Look at the Bible and the story of Sampson, the strongest man alive--he tore apart lions with his bare hands. He was indestructable yet along comes sexy Delilah strutting her stuff and brings Sampson to his knees. Then there's Helen of Troy, the face that launched a thousand ships. A man couldn't do this without causing some serious damage. All Helen did was walk out, hurting a man in this worst way possible by breaking his heart.

Men have thick skins; hit us and it only makes us angrier, yet love us then leave us and we're nothing. We're left feeling like hollow shells. Statistics prove that men are more likely to die of loneliness than women are. The Achilles heel of all men is our hearts, and women have it on a silver platter. The love a women gives is the only full-proof way to destroy a man.

Men are like cars, women are the drivers. Guys do a majority of the work, but it's the women who actually get the car in motion. Without a driver, a car is useless.

Let's face it, women have a certain power over men. We do insane things just to get their attention. We go to war for them, we die for them. Women have us wrapped around their little finger and there's nothing that we can do about it.

Women let men believe that we're in control of things, but like what was said in My Big Fat Greek Wedding, men may be the head of the household but the women are the neck and can turn the head any way that they want. How true.

If it weren't for women, men would be nothing. We would just go to war all the time and kill each other until there was no one left. Women give us something else to live for. They make the lives of men complete. Basically, women are the tamer of men. They keep society in check. A city without a single ounce of estrogen would be burned to the ground in a week.

So sure, one could argue that women and men aren't equal and it's actually the guys who control this world. This may be so, but keep this in mind: men wouldn't even bother with building a competent society or vast stretches of cities; it's all for women. If this weren't true, then why would we refer to everything important as feminine? Countries, boats, cars, Lady Liberty, the list goes on.

Though men own the oyster, it's only opened for the pleasure of the women.



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The following comments are for "Women rule the world"
by TheGreatSage

Women rule the world
I can easily see why this piece would go over BIG in any women's magazine, but seriously...the overwhelming majority of corporations/banks are owned by MEN, and $$$money$$& is society's way of keeping score.

Still, this was cleverly written.

( Posted by: PAIxMEI [Member] On: December 24, 2004 )

Women DO Rule the World
This was a very interesting read, because of the fact that it is very true. Women do run the lives of men, and personally, I belive that they are superior to men.

They are smarter..
They are more hard-working..
They are all-knowing..

I never thought that I would have said that.

Good job!

-James

( Posted by: Searching4Ever [Member] On: February 7, 2005 )





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