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author's note: Just wipe out that last version; I'm sure you were going to anyway. Just so everbody knows, this poem was inspired by a recent Supreme Court decision that gives the government the right to censor "hate speech."

I hate the bottoms
and I hate the tops;
I hate my professors
and I hate the cops.
I hate prissy bitches
and green-haired art cocks;
I hate coke-selling hippies
and retarded jocks.
I hate Hughes, Tan and Achebe,
and all their literary kin;
I hate that Gelding Manning
Sports Channel plus ESPN.
I hate the fools
and I hate the cons;
I hate the subs
and I hate the doms.
I hate brain-soap Clear Channel
and the sold-out 9-1-1 panel;
I hate taking-a-shit Bill,
and Bel-Air prince Will.
I hate Kerry, that liberal fool
and that mindless, jabbering, frat-boy tool.
I hate kittens
and I hate dogs;
I hate cattle
and I hate hogs.
I hate the golfing rich
with un-earned fat pockets;
I hate welfare Moms
and everything else in the projects.
I hate cheesy KRAFT foods,
and those easy DELL dudes;
I hate Philip Morris,
and those COORS fascists, too.
I hate all these pompous, scientific fools,
whose brains closely resemble their stools;
I hate these health nuts telling me what to do,
let them eat only seeds, nuts and fruits.
I hate the green, guillible many,
and their patch-work flag, too.
I hate hawkish tea-party women,
and I hate the insipid, semper-fi few.
I hate seran-wrap movie actors:
Clooney, Hanks and Pitt are a few;
I hate all the Fear Factors:
advertisers, audience and monkeys in suits.
But I seem to remember-
hush, I'm trying to think;
there was something I liked...
oh yeah it's me!

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The following comments are for "Hate Speech"
by seanspacey

Hate Speech Vol. 2
I can't decide whether I like the oringal or this version of Hate Speech. The original is tighter, cruder and more to the point. On the other hand, this one is less shocking, more taste, less filling. Hmmmmmm.

There's one thing I realized you don't hate aside from yourself -- it's in the title, you sure don't hate speech.

( Posted by: hazelfaern [Member] On: December 5, 2004 )

like it
it's unique poem and cheerful......
well done......

( Posted by: Hoax [Member] On: December 5, 2004 )

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