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Kris Novoselic, Nirvana's bass-player, back-up vocalist and sometime co-song writer, once scrawled on a wall:

Fudge packin'
crack smokin'
satan worshipin'

Now this was taken up as a sort of maxim of the grunge movemement, finding its way onto T-shirts, etc. One has to keep in mind the ironic spirit in which the grunge movement was launched. Kurt Cobain didn't have a homosexual cell in his body but he sought out the reputation, kissing drummer Dave Groll on national television. Here are my variations on the Novoselic:

product coppin'
cop poppin'
chart toppin'
phenom slackin'
fudge packin'
bitch smackin'
absinthe sippin'
satan worshipin'

Now here's a more cuddly variation:

flower child tappin'
fern green smokin'
earth first check stuffin'
Ja worshipin'

Now go ahead and outdo me, which you're all very capable of doing.

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The following comments are for "poetry challenge(NC17)"
by seanspacey

money makin'
finger lickin'
groin kickin'
monkey spanker

pension nickin'
blood suckin'
another wanker

control freakin'
power porkin'
double speakin'
tongue forkin'
finger fucker

Thanks all for the inspiratin' poem creatin' enervatin' word smithin' wonder.
Take carin'
Paul the Ogg

( Posted by: Ogg [Member] On: November 20, 2004 )

poetically challenged

Latte sippin'
tip stiffin'
ass kissin'
soul missin'
self prison

( Posted by: drsoos [Member] On: November 20, 2004 )

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