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A technical BUFAR has delayed my post of a +...
THAT'S RIGHT! A post in SUPPORT of something.
A positively devastating attack on the fundementally fractionally-quoting faction of
fact-distorters- Or: How I surfed the net & learned to vote FOR Kerry! I love him now.(Not that way, ketchup lady is scary, but she might make a good first Goth-type 1st Lady.. but don't take it personally-


Anyway-

Here's the part that I'm labelling "HUMOR"

SKY MARSHAL to the tune of "MOON SHADOW"
by "CAT"(catalog sales of my albums have dwindled to nearly zero since my conversion) STEVENS. Aaaaand a 1 2 3..

And if they pull me off this plane

I'll pray to Allah in HIS name

(ululate)EYEEYEYEYEYE!

I won't see Guantanamo

(chorus)

Now I'm being followed by a sky marshal

Sky marshal sky marshal

Leaping to conclusions from a view narrow

Sky Marshal sky marshal


I'm glad the public knows my name

so I'm more or less free today

If John Ashcroft locked me away

(EVERYBODY ulutate!) EEEYEEYEEYEE!

I'd not see the Sun no more



TTTHHHHATS' ALL FOLKS!
(Porky "unclean" Swine)

I'm fawta here!

(followed by hissing & Stinger missles)
(f />
*** A Bush/Saud/Bin Laden production***


Y'all watch your Heinz now...
After four years with leadership thur Heinz now...
cut the mustard it's time...
to play KETCHUP!

I'll take a Kerry with Heinz and French
allies on our side.

STOP ME BEFORE I PUN AGAIN!

PEACE (= KERRY)




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"A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds, adored by little statesman and philosophers and divines. With consistency a great soul has simply nothing to do."

- Ralph 'Where's Waldo' Emerson




"I don't know half of you half as well as I should like. And I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve."
- Bilbo Baggins













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by drsoos

Soosified CD....
I'll pick it up at Kurd-Mart..'Oooh baby, it's a "weird" world.'..


BobbyG

( Posted by: Bobby7L [Member] On: January 20, 2005 )

Soos - Someone has to market you!
You crack me up completely. I'm sitting here, all alone, laughing like a fool. I love the way that every word you post is filled to the brim with meaning (and double meaning, and inside-out reverse phsychological or social meaning).

You are a freakin' genius!

Humbly,

Felicia

( Posted by: FeliciaStone [Member] On: September 27, 2005 )

soos for sale

Someone market me please!

Thanks Felicia.

s

( Posted by: drsoos [Member] On: October 9, 2005 )

Red, White, and blew it!


I tried to tell you that Bush was a Mars bar in a Dove bar wrapper!

Or is that a nation-building neocon in a red-and-white striped star-spangled righteous wrapper?

True colors indeed.

( Posted by: drsoos [Member] On: May 28, 2006 )





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