Last night I got an invitation
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To High Tea with the Queen.
The table was set in splendor
such as I've never seen.
"Have a couple of biscuits."
"Lemon, honey, or milk in your tea?"
All of a sudden I was somewhere else.
What was happening to me?
I had been transported into a helicopter
beside Magnum and T. C.
I was in awe as I looked down
At the crystal sea.
At that time I was taken again
remembering all I saw.
Right in front of me stood Lassie
and she offered me her paw.
I threw a frisbie to her
and as we ran through the woods.
I was lifted up and transported again
unable to stop it if I could.
I appeared in front of a mansion
feeling kind of silly.
I knocked on the door...as it opened
there stood the Beverly Hillbilies.
My mouth flew open...before me stood
Granny, Ellie, Jethro, and the one they called Jed.
I laughed as critters ran passed me
and a monkey stood on her head.
Oh boy, here I go again.
Wonder where I'll land instead?
Ah....my head is on my pillow.
I'm back in my very own bed.