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Sean O' Connely lives in Ireland. One day he went out to fetch the paper when he saw a leprechaun scamper by. He grabbed the tiny fellow by the leg and said "If I catch a leprechaun, it's a tradition he grants me a wish." The leprechaun shrugged. "Ok, Cheif. Whaddya want?"the little guy said. "I want a pure gold bridge from Britland to Ireland, and I could collect the cashola the tourists give me to see it!" O' Connely said. "Hey buddy. Ya know how much gold that is? C'mon, bub. Something reasonable." "Ok. Than I want to know the secrets of women. I want to know what turns them on, how to attract them, how to find their inner soul and use it. I wanna understand women." O' Connely said. "Would you like that bridge 2 or 4 lanes?" the leprechaun said.

Patrick McRibble lives in Ireland. One day, he found a 4-leaf clover. Just then, a very attractive ladie walked by. Patrick new the luck was kicking in. Just then, a breeze blew. One of the leafs on the four leaf clover blew off. Not realizing this, McRibble asked her out on a date. She slapped him in the face.

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The following comments are for "St Patricks Day Joke"
by SportyGal

who might you be...
that is so old ! but yet new in some sort of way! bye the way is your name *****? (if you read the stars)

( Posted by: OpTiCaL [Member] On: March 20, 2002 )

that is kinda funny oh ay cangradulations, you know what i am talkin about!

( Posted by: OpTiCaL [Member] On: March 20, 2002 )

you wrote this yourself?

( Posted by: Furius [Member] On: April 3, 2002 )

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