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what a fucking day, which i do not say lightly because i know many people in america lift things and carry things and drive trucks for little pay. we call those those people illegal aliens. no, i mean the back-breaking work of sitting in my dilbert-like cubicle listening to my co-worksers say "we don't eat no carbs!". or"supposably". i know "friends" tackled this issue years ago, but that was tv and now it's my life. "is she on the atkins?" "supposably". do you remember in america when it was okay to stare at a 300-lb person because it was so rare they were a freak? it was like a circus geek/midget/down syndrome kinda thing? now i gotta get out of the way 14 times a day because so many fucking wide-load door-busters are coming my way just in my fucking office. how do they even ......? christ. and they're all watching their carbs, is what's funny. a low-carb diet is for people who never move. if you're on atkins, it's true, you lose the 10 pounds, 20, 50. good for you, fat chick, montel gonna fuck you now! ooops......... soon as you take your clothes off there's all that sexy skin flapping about. bye montel. (tomorrow on montel: the last 15-year-old blode girl in america who hasn't had sex with a black guy? we're there!) yum. if you move at all, you actually need the killer carbohydrates. i'm on the all-carb diet. bread, rice, beer, and no meat. haven't gained a pound in 20 years. know why? because i walk to the fucking store. also, my leg bounces up & down 12 thousand times a day and i have regular panic attacks. sweats it right outa ya.

i was reading lately a new little book by penn jilllette ("sock") and he advances the idea that one should always vote one's conscience. you keep voting for the lesser of two evils, evil always wins. to thine own self be true, i thinking he is saying, and i think he's going all nader on me; it helps to have that luxury. and it makes me want to take a shower when my best people disagree with me. my salsa.

my salsa.

but what a book! i hate to promote something i wish i'da wrote ma own self, but what the fuck, da man deserves it. i recommended it to my moms, and now i think i should tell her not to reserve it at the library - not only will she miss the cultural references, but i get queasy just a bit when i think of ma reading about anal sex, which pops up more than once. jesus, penn.

my salsa.

anyway, goodbye papa it's hard to die


you can stop reading now, gramps.


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The following comments are for "my carbs"
by mercer102

my carbs
missed the point

( Posted by: mercer102 [Member] On: October 16, 2004 )

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