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I wish I were not so handsome,
for I could go to a party,
without someone yelling "Hottie!"

The girls nag me for a date,
the guys wish I'd die,
because I make their girls cry.

I have to run and hide in the mall,
for the girls scream and claw,
and drool drips from their jaw.

When I go to the pool,
the girls caress my chest,
and the guys attempt to flex.

I wish I were not so handsome!
Because it's such a curse,
I wish I were not so handsome,
the guys wish I were in a hearse.

ęCopyright James Stuart 2004

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