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For once my father was right, ha, and I thought he was only capable of belching and eating baked beans. Now being able to eat baked beans breakfast lunch and diner is a brave thing if you want to walk down the street. I still don’t think of my father as the type of person I could relate and here for the first time in the beginning of the book it happens, and you have no idea what happened before it so let me fill you in. It was two days before the first day of 5th grade. For some reason my whole family, my rat face brother, my overprotective mother Verna, and my slob job father Bernard, were shopping for school supplies. My father was there because Mom thought it was a good family bonding time. “Verna” my dad would say “the boys know enough about me already.” “Don’t ya boys “yup” I said and my little brother chimed in. Then he would blurt out “and what would they learn from watching me shop” “that I like baked beans?” So any way so any way we are shopping for my lunch box at Wal-Mart, and my mom practically forced me to get a rain bow lunch box. “Good lord” said the people next to us as Bernard walked by. Back on the subject Verna asked Bernie “what color do you think he should get” my father was burping the abc’s when she asked he burped out. “What ever he wants.” My little brother was complaining about his imaginary friend Herbert. as we were fighting on what color to get bucktoothed Billy the school bully saw me with the purple lunch box.


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by monkamonkababa

Ok. This needs a lot of work, but it was still quite funny! Seriously, I laughed almost all the way through it... I do have a warped sense of humor however... Proof read!

The Hal

( Posted by: The Hal [Member] On: March 6, 2002 )

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