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Part 5



About two months ago, I predicted our Government ( s’cuse me while I puke) was in for a
battering. I wasn’t wrong, the Ministry of Media prophesised plagues of propaganda from in and
outside the country. With the help of the Internet Control Department, they have collectively
failed miserably to stem the tide of emails with attached literature, condemning our Christian
Nationalist Government.


The Robert Maxwell Estate for we Slimness Challenged citizens is guaranteed a Hog raid
every week, ‘Hog’ is our pet name for Health Guardians. They confiscate anything even vaguely
suspicious and usually hand it back the following week, only to re-confiscate again the next day,
bloody daft innit? Our protests fall on the deaf ears of the Hogs and the armed coppers standing
outside.


Attempts to contact other SC ghettoes in Britain have been problematic, but we need to
organise ourselves more effectively. I have sent a message to several US email friends. ‘I
repudiate your accusations absolutely. For is not our Minister For Science and Technology an
honourable man?’ This being the case, please stop flooding our email addresses with so-called
newspaper ‘truthful stories’ and other associated propaganda, as it interferes with the smooth
running of the UK’s policing of email traffic, which is essential if traitors are to be caught.’ I just
hope our snoopers don’t catch the Shakespeare reference, chances are, with the nightmare task of
checking all email traffic, which has increased about two hundred per cent since our Word War
began, they might read the first or last sentence and leave it at that. Assuming my US mates catch
on, they’ll increase the email bombardment, giving us the chance to slip a few messages past our
boys in the shadows. The Hogs raided yesterday, I had already placed everything I knew they
would take away in the lounge to save time. They shouldn’t be due back for at least another six
days now. Therefore, I’m taking the risk of returning to my journal and noting down the events of
the past two months. I hope this will tickle you as much as it did myself. ‘The Daily Truth’ has
changed its name, no, NOT to the 'Daily Bullshit', but ‘The Flaming Sword Of Eden’. On the first
day of its publication, it led with a doozy of a story (as in fairy tale). Enjoy.





'Extract From The Flaming Sword Of Eden (The Newspaper Formerly Known As The
Daily Truth), edited by the Ministry of Media' Dateline: March 11 2016’



“GEORGE BUSH III - THE ANTI-CHRIST!!”




‘Compelling evidence that the evil dictator of the USA, George Bush III is in fact the
Anti-Christ, has come to light. This digital camera photograph was supplied by a loyal Christian
Nationalist, who recently visited the US, in an attempt to persuade ex-pat British citizens to return
to their loving Motherland. It shows, quite clearly, a strange birthmark underneath Bush’s toupee
line as it is buffeted by a sudden gust of wind. The mark appears to be three digits and although
indistinct in the picture, our man in New York stated definitely that two of the numbers were
sixes. Our CNP team worker, we must not name him for obvious security reasons, also claimed
that, during a vist to the White House on a guided tour, strange noises and smells were emanating
from a side-room, ‘A sort of cracking sound followed by groaning’ he said. Evidently some kind
of Satanic ritual was taking place. No doubt the Anti-Christ Bush was praying to his evil father in
hell for more power to corrupt the innocent and the good.



Having viewed the proof, our Revered Leader River Jones had the following to say to a
sombre House of Commons:


“There is no doubt whatsoever, that this photograph proves conclusively, what many of us
had feared all along - George Bush the Third is the son of the Devil. Outright war using
conventional weapons is not an options, as the cowardly US administration would immediately
order the use of nuclear arms. However, from this moment onwards, I declare all contacts with
America will be deemed illegal, no trade is to take place, nothing American will be welcomed on
the shores of our green and pleasant land, until the world is rid of the Anti-Christ Bush!” He sat
down as the House erupted in rapturous applause, cries of , “hear, hear” and a spontaneous
rendering of “There’ll Always Be An England” led by the Yorkminster Male Voice Choir who
happened to be in the Public Gallery at the time. We at the ‘Flaming Sword Of Eden’ completely
endorse our Prime Minister’s position. Times are going to be hard, rationing of food inevitable,
and perhaps a reassessment of the Ministry Of Health’s view regarding our SC citizens. It has
been postulated that certain ‘medical conditions’ could be the result of psychiatric disorders.’

Uh-oh! - I know how political activists worldwide are taken into 'care' for their own good.

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In five hundred years time, most of us will be forgotten dust. But Hitler will still be remembered, God loves irony.


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