I had my first prostate exam last week. That’s where the doctor sticks his finger up your butt and feels around for a while. I was bent over the table while the doctor put on his glove. As he was sticking his finger up my but, I guess the latex rubbed against me and made a noise that sounded like a fart.
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We both said “excuse me!” at exactly the same time.
A long uncomfortable silence was followed by us both breaking into laughter.
If someone had told me on my last birthday, that within a year, I would be laughing furiously while another man had his finger up my butt, I would have called you a liar, but there I was.
Life is funny sometimes.
It wasn't my fault...I fell asleep and missed my stop.