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I had my first prostate exam last week. That’s where the doctor sticks his finger up your butt and feels around for a while. I was bent over the table while the doctor put on his glove. As he was sticking his finger up my but, I guess the latex rubbed against me and made a noise that sounded like a fart.

We both said “excuse me!” at exactly the same time.

A long uncomfortable silence was followed by us both breaking into laughter.

If someone had told me on my last birthday, that within a year, I would be laughing furiously while another man had his finger up my butt, I would have called you a liar, but there I was.

Life is funny sometimes.

It wasn't my fault...I fell asleep and missed my stop.

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The following comments are for "A Finger Up My Butt..."
by Jeff

ha, ha
When I first saw the title, I was thinking, "Oh my god, that can't be good." But it was. THe story was both funny and tasteful, and with that title, I figured tasteful was a long shot.

Good job Jeff. I like these little humorous things you do, but I think you should put them under one title. Ex.: Funny Bone: Finger up my Butt.
Funny Bone: Another man's vomit.
Funny Bone: Armpits and Onions.

I think you get the idea. The initial title ties them together, and helps to make them all stand out. Besides, you get enough of them, you could box them up and send 'em out to a publisher. Then, well who knows.


( Posted by: Richard Dani [Member] On: March 4, 2002 )

for jeff
I want to say to Jeff, I'm proud of you for going to the doctor to get your prostate looked at. So many men wait too late to go get checked out. The incident was kinda funny and I guess a little embarrassing for both of you. You got courage for talking about your embarrassing moment.

( Posted by: mrs foxyL [Member] On: March 4, 2002 )

Cool little story. I'm sorry, but I had mine checked just a few weeks ago, and it is humiliating and embarrassing as far as I am concerned. If they could only do it from another room, maybe through a little hole in the wall or something... heh... Or maybe by some remote control gizmo I insert myself... I would be more comfortable with that I think.

I had a violent case of the trots afterword. Is that normal or was it me just purging that lingering violated feeling?

heheh... sorry

The Hal

( Posted by: The Hal [Member] On: March 4, 2002 )

Very funny. Written very well also.

( Posted by: Demonic Baboon [Member] On: March 5, 2002 )

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