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I have hand-written this account, due to spyware installed in every pc by Ministry
of Media agents. Reading of this document and the attached file constitutes tacit
criticism of Britain’s Christian Nationalist Regime. Criticism of our government is
punishable by death. When you have finished, pass this only to someone you trust, ie:
nobody religious or political.

Format:[i]'Extract From The Daily Truth, edited by the Ministry of Media' Dateline: June 10 2015
'Government Health Minister John Haggard, today announced a new and bold initiative to
create 'a nation of Ubermenschen'. All foodstuffs containing more than two per cent of saturated
fats are banned absolutely. Burger Baron, MacBurger and all other fast-food outlets would be
closed forthwith. Mandatory daily attendance at State-sponsored gymnasiums. Health Guardians
would patrol town and city streets using revolutionary computer technology to check people's
health cards in order to establish that weight-loss was occurring or that fat people had a medical
condition which prevented them from achieving this. These 'Slimness Challenged' citizens would
be encouraged to move into purpose-built accommodations on the outskirts of each town or city.

“This is not apartheid or segregation, merely a way of giving unfortunate but still
valuable citizens an opportunity to interact within a community of their peers.” Minister
Haggard stated, "Naturally there are those who will choose to oppose this new venture, call us
Fascists or Nazis. The same subversive radicals who use the concept of truth as a lame excuse to
accuse us of dishonesty, whenever we carefully select information we feel may cause panic or
alarm to be concealed from the citizens of Britain, until we have successfully dealt with the
situation. But I digress, however I hope anarchists will understand how severely their activities
will be dealt with. Our Health Guardians will have powers of search and arrest, and if necessary
entry into citizens' homes, should they feel unhealthy foods are being concealed therein. I call
upon all British citizens to give us their wholehearted support for the sake of our nation's health
and thank them in advance for their co-operation. God bless Britain, may His wrath strike its

I put the newspaper clipping to one side, it is about six months old. It and subsequent
clippings served as a reminder of our betrayal. I am a SC citizen and hardly ever leave the Robert Maxwell Estate, Health Guardians and police patrols have a nasty knack of suddenly not being
there when a 'fatty kickers' gang appeared. Inside the Estate, armed police makesure 'kickers'
don’t intrude, but it’s rumoured this is a punishment detail for the cops. They barely conceal their
contempt for our wobbling rolls of fat. Anyhow, I’ve decided to finally get my file on the bastards
who called themselves a government, into some kind of shape. This is my hobby, that and
carefully worded emails to other RM Estate denizens whenever an illegal ‘eat-easy’ was to occur.

Format:[i]'Extract From The Daily Truth, edited by the Ministry of Media' Dateline: June 20 2015

Brian Joules, Minister for National Welfare And Security, has denied ‘heavy-handed
tactics’ were being used by Health Guardians to stamp out ‘Eat-easies’ - establishments serving
illegal foodstuffs. Eat-easies have sprung up in a few cities in Britain, and are unlikely to cause
long-term difficulties. Minister Joules stated yesterday,

“Despite anarchists’ efforts to corrupt honest citizens of this democratic nation, by
dealing in illicit and fattening products - we are still in control of the situation. Eat-easies are a
filthy cancer and our Forces of Law and Order are making heroic efforts to ensure their
eradication. I am one hundred per cent behind them. Admittedly a building did collapse, I
suspect anarchists deliberately started the fire that led to its destruction, which they then blamed
on our brave Officers Of Law Enforcement. These vile monsters will be hunted down and
brought to justice. God bless Britain.’ [/i]

Somebody is at the door, I must hide this and continue later.

In five hundred years time, most of us will be forgotten dust. But Hitler will still be remembered, God loves irony.

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The following comments are for "Christ Is An Englishman"
by Ogg

Sinister! I love it!
It sounds like you've had a few run-ins with Orangemen.

My mother's family is Irish Catholic from North Ireland. They managed to get out of there and Over Here, and here I am today locking horns alternately physically and semantically with our own Orangemen, the KKK and various Nazi elements, including the Christian Right and the Republican Party.

Jesus of course is Jewish, but He loves the Irish (and everybody else). :)

( Posted by: the alienist [Member] On: June 14, 2004 )

About right
If the gov could do it and make some pocket money on it they would. It was not so long ago that you could eat anything you liked but now you have to read the labels to be sure it is good for you. Oh for the good old days.

( Posted by: chapter1 [Member] On: June 14, 2004 )

mmm was so refreshing to read this even at this hour! thank you for your points and creativity:)

( Posted by: satori [Member] On: June 16, 2004 )

hi told me to read and respond to your writing so here i am...its kind of funny to me the beginning because many people live on fast food today and cant help liking it...they way you say it our world would be a ton healthier but it was a great piece(sorry if i spelled wrong)

( Posted by: how do i live with this shame [Member] On: June 18, 2004 )

Thanks all
for taking time to comment, Alienist, I've had no experiences with Orangemen, but here in the Halifax area, there's a growing influence of a nazi organisation know as the British Nationalist Party, they've even had 3 members voted onto the local council. Chapter1, how right you are, everything nowadays sems to be prepackaged, pre-cut and soaked in additives. Satori, glad to have refreshed you, whatever time it was. Shame, appreciate your comments, people would be healthier without fast-foods, but should a decision to change be forced on them by a Government who'll punish anyone who won't comply?
Paul the Ogg

( Posted by: Ogg [Member] On: June 19, 2004 )

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