I love how ya clean them dishes
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or burn the trash way out back.
When you put the blue stuff in the toilet
or them magazines in a stack.
You tie up all of the newspapers
that was lyin' on the floor.
Then ya look at me kinda sexy
when ya finish all yer chores.
I was fixin' to tell you I loved you
When you belched the words "Bull Crap!"
I meant to show some eeefection
but it...came out like a nap.
I seen you in the doorway
fetchin a booger the way you do.
I think you caught my fancy
when you rubbed it on your shoe.
As my Daddy said, you love a woman...
by the deeds she does.
I imagine that makes you a fine a woman
as their ever was.
An' I knew you had stolen my heart
and I'd never let you go
When I saw you in the garden
just a workin that ole' hoe.
But I never knew you loved me back
til I found you with wet hair.
Just a scrubbin' and a scrubbin'
the stains outa my dirty underwear.
It wasn't my fault...I fell asleep and missed my stop.