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My neighbor of six years, who lives in the apartment across from me was always asking me to do her favors. "Pick, up my mail, would you Jimmy?" or, "feed my cat while I'm away at my Mother's, would you Jimmy?".

Finally last Saturday I just got tired of it all, so I beat her to death with my bowling trophy. I guess the joke was on me though, I still have to pick up her mail and now her cat won't stop meowing.

It wasn't my fault...I fell asleep and missed my stop.

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