I like to go down to the Toys R' Us at Christmas time. I dress all up in my Santa suit. I get a big bag of Candy Canes and head out.
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Once I arrive, it's great to see the kids coming in and out of the store. They get so excited when they see me. I wait until I have a big crowd of them gathered around me, yelling what they want for Christmas, while sucking on Candy Canes. Then I fake a big heart attack and fall to the ground.
At first the older kids think its a joke and laugh uncomfortably. I lye still. The young kids usually start to cry as their parents realize what I'm doing and drag them away. But, it's too late, they already know, Santa Claus is dead...
Being mean is funny.
It wasn't my fault...I fell asleep and missed my stop.