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I keep getting these movie offers
from this woman producer
who wants me to play a Pirate -
she wants to direct me in the part
and she talks a good show
but she's never directed before -

My part is, I kidnap this Princess
(beautiful, young)
and, with a combination
of my personal, exotic magnetism
and sheer, raw, sex appeal,
spirit her away somewhere, and
coerce, almost force her
into a mad, impassioned, thrilling
extended sexual experience
(lots of romance, lots of rapture)
and then she gets rescued
and I get caught
and hung -

She says she's got a script good enough
to win her an Oscar
and that I'll give an Oscar-worthy performance
but drop out of sight before the awards -

If I don't like this script,
she says she's got one
about Albert Einstein's second wife -

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The following comments are for "I keep getting these movie offers"
by johnlibertus

Your performance, albeit not started yet was wonderful. I liked this. It has pizazz. I think you should take the part...smiling who knows where it might lead.

( Posted by: brandy [Member] On: April 18, 2004 )

Yo-ho-ho for silvered teeth
A charming, rolling read, John. Funny and apt.

( Posted by: hazelfaern [Member] On: April 18, 2004 )

whose movie?
it couldn't really be autobiographical, could it?

i'm kind of smirking at what you could possibly be getting at here. and even if it is a straight-up anecdote from your life... well... then... i guess god's getting at it, and hoping you catch her drift.

i might have to write a poetic response about what kind of movie offers i've been getting lately.

well done wild oneó


( Posted by: ark [Member] On: April 19, 2004 )

kinda like
It's of course autobiographical, well as metaphorical: I'm to play this 45-year-old, recently-widowed Pirate (adventurous social outlaw, sailing the seas of emotions), and seduce this lovely, 19-year-old assistant librarian, and...

( Posted by: johnlibertus [Member] On: May 6, 2004 )

I am getting the impression you really got it in for this assistant librarian. Am I right? Don't answer. I loved this, I say you take the part!!

( Posted by: nae411 [Member] On: May 10, 2004 )

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