Hanging out with my super famous celeb friends
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Tom Baker, Tom Welling and Tom Cruise
We talk about politics and world events, sitting drinking tea.
We laugh at crap jokes you see.
And the only Tom not invited is Tom Green.
He’s so unfunny.
Like seeing your lottery millions set on fire for nothing.
Like seeing your girlfriend raped in front of you.
Like your children being carved up.
Like feeling the knife in your liver.