My life has changed since I made out my Will.
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Nothing major, just a few changes, no big deal.
My wife changed my diet, the things that I eat
Lotís of chocolate cake, and big slabs of meat.
The kids watch me, as if I am crazy
And jot down things that seem a little hazy.
There seems to be a lot more murder novels in the house
And how much rat poison does it take to kill a mouse?
Lately, when I sleep, Iíve had nightmares
About things someone has left on the stairs.
Oh well, itís probably nothing, a state of mind
Just something about the paper, that I undersigned.