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Human species are often categorized by their status. There appears to be a correlation between these six categories and human bodily functions.

Wealthy (AKA no need to work)
White Collar (educated high paying jobs)
Blue Collar (semi-educated medium paying jobs)
No collar (no education labor jobs)

Wealthy; likened to Burps.
This is because they are uninvited, vulgar and frequently leave a bad taste in your mouth.

White collar; likened to Farts.
Most commonly observed in two forms. Silent or Explosive killers. Silent killers are of the form that stab you quietly in the back whilst they obtain promotion. Explosive killers have the exceptional ability to clear a room with their arrogance whilst providing humor to those not in their category.

Blue collar; likened to Perspiration.
Ever present, often stifling others at will. Enjoy the emotions exhibited by others during various stages of 'sweating'.

No collar; likened to Urination.
A necessary function of society. Provides a great sense of relief afterward. Without whom society would explode from the pressures of a lack of services.

Unemployed; likened to Excrement.
Embarassing. Those in this status often feel like they have been 'flushed'. Always present but are mostly an inconvenience.

Unemployable; likened to Mucous.
Strangely curious to many members of society. Analyzed intently by some and simply thrown away by others. Often accompanied by horking, spitting and rude gestures.

So the next time you are performing any of these normal bodily functions you will be reminded of which category you fit into currently.
Currently I am excrement hoping to find a job so that I can once again be akin with urination.



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