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"You suck, you suck, you really really suck!" ~ Me

I'm back ladies and gentlemnen and I have something to say. I hate people. Escpecially little ones named Kickflip. ^_~ Just kidding. Hehe.(Or am I kidding?)

This issue of Tyrant Monkey is all about things I hate - yes that I hate. That I hate? YES! OK! SHUTUP! NO! MAKE ME PUNK!

Now that I shut that fool up. Let's get down to business, shall we?:

I really really really hate those scumbags at the jewelry store. They are as mean as a bull dog and that's no lie..... I used to have a bulldog named Fluffy... He was so sweet.::Tear:: Anywho. There's a jewelry store next to my house(a couple blocks away) and the guy that cashiers there should be hogtied, stomped, tarred, feathered, and get something vital cut off by a drag queen. I really can't stand that guy. He makes mroe snotty remarks then a drunk popular girl in highschool.

Another thing I really hate is school. School sucks my orphasis'. I rather get kicked in the hoohaw six times then go to school. I'm typing this AT school which amiplifies my HATE for it. I really can't stand this worthless thing that is supposed to make me learn crap I either don't want to know and ALREADY know.

Another big stinker of a thing I hate is guys who keep repeating things about shrimp over and over while I'm typing my column. Yes you, Kickflip. LEAVE SHRIMP ALONE! Did they ever hurt you maggot face? I think not! Unless one of them stabbed you with that cool little knife thingy on their forhead. I really like shrimp though. They're cool. :)

Another thing I hate is edited CD's. I just got a late birthday present: Blink 182's "Take Off Your Pants and Jacket" AND THE THING IS EDITED! AAAARRRRGGGGGHHHHH! Whata load of steaming monkey crap! Give me a break! Put the freaking parental advisory sticker on it and forget the stupid editing. The curse words make it good! GGGRRRR!!!!

Another thing that yanks my chain is when people think I'm not good enough to do something. Footbal is a good example. Everyone says I suck weiner at it when they know I can run twice as fast as their sorry butts! I can catch rather good, too.... Now that I've practice a bunch that is. Throwing aint my thing - I admit that. I can't throw worth beans.

The last thing that I hate I'll talk about is parental controls on America Online[AOL]. That makes me want to rip someone's ears off, shove them up their nostril, pull it out their already bleeding ear and feed it to them! I can never get to sites I want to because of it. Just because of one time being reported I had to get set in a way that I can just barely go to this site! And that's a real wang slammer!!!!!!(Not in the good way.)

Well, that's all I have to say at the moment for this volume of Tyrant Monkey.

Tyrant Monkey - Signing off.

Pushing a lover to love another. Are you turned on?

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The following comments are for "Tyrant Monkey Vol.13"
by Tyrant Monkey

Bad form.
I really thought I was reading one of Kickflip's old posts. (No offense kickflip!)

First, caps, tilde (~) and other gibberish have got to stop. It's distracting.

Second, the content was poor and boring. I'm sure the inside jokes will make sense to your friends who read this, but the masses who read it here need an in.

Thrid, this is hardly column worthy. I let it pass to serve as an example of what won't be accepted as a column. Column's must stay on their topic, whatever that topic may be. If you read the paper, you'll find the columnists generally pick one topic and write about it week after week.

Finally, Column's must be posted with at least a week between installments. I'll add all of this to the faq tonight.


( Posted by: Chrispian [Admin] On: December 14, 2001 )

Oops. Sorry. I was kinda in a rush and I admit after reading this column it is pretty bad. I'll try to shape up. :(

( Posted by: Tyrant Monkey [Member] On: December 14, 2001 )

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