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BaDooM DaBooM: DJ's Top Ten Gripes #???
by DJ Emerid (Member) - published: December 2, 2001
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Yeah, I got gripes, and since it's saturday night and I got a few minutes to kill I figure I might as well update a column.

What the hell is with Sailor Moon? In the time it takes for those gals to transform, I could blow'em away with a five second burst from a handgun. What the hell is up with that shit? And Those Skirts, what kinda protection is that? What? THey gonna flash the bad guys and Cut their heads off while they gawkin? Yeah Right that'd go against their Ethics.

I don't have ethics myself, I figure the Ends Justify the Means..Within Reason.You wanna test a product out on some lab mice that's fine, but you go into Human Experimentation that's about where I cross the line. I wholeheartedly believe the Stem Cell REsearch will be a Positive thing in the future. The Only kind of Ethic I have is WORK ethics, I Believe in EARNING things, Rights, Trust, Privileges..etc. etc. I don't believe in things jut Falling into one's lap...
..Which brings me to my biggest gripe of them all...

RELIGION.
Yeah I got a few reservations about Organized Religion, but when I tell people about'em All i get is, "You're missing out on a lot." or "Someday you'll have a revelation." Fuck that. If I have a Revelation So be it, but I ain't going to worry about it for now. Mass or organized Religion bothers me because of Religious Zealots. It seems to me Religion breeds a lot of Self Righteous jerks, and that bugs me quite a bit. Me? I'm Anagnostic so I could care less if there's a god or not. UNless he comes down and shakes my hand I'm not going to worry about it. If anyone's seen my "Talk with God" I posted a bit back in the rants section, this would explain a lot. Until I see God himself, I'm not going to Church, I probably won't read the bible, and forget Baptism and all that crap. Me, I got bigger things to worry about. Like how I'm going to restrain from knockin' my Brothers' Heads off.

This is The Real DJ, accept no Imitaters, Emerid, Signing off.


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by DJ Emerid

Missing a Few
Why, I feel like I just go short changed. It says 10 gripes, but I count two. I think that makes you a gripe tease. heh, heh

I hope you don't mind, but I think I'll add a couple:

1. People who post stories, but don't read anyone else's stuff. I mean why would anyone read your stories if you're not gonna return the favor.

2. People who cough in their hand and then try to touch you. That' self explanatory.

3. Men who piss one the seat. Like, they're not doing it on purpose. Some people compensate for their small penis in peculiar ways.

4. Women who piss on the seat. They don't sit because they don't want a disease, so they go out of their way to give everybody else one.


5. Dogs who drag their ass across my carpet. Listen up dogs, I know it feels good, but I own that rug and if an ass is to be drug across it, I want that ass to be mine. By the way, I wonder why so few people take off their shoes in my house?

6. Pepsi drinkers. I dislike Pepsi fans, because they're worse than religious freaks and they're always trying to push their beverage on you. "Try it, you'll like it." "It's way better than Coke."

But the worst one is, "Oh, I can't drink Coke." Like its beneath them for Christ's sakes. People! Its a fucking BEVERAGE! Get over yourselves.

Sorry DJ, I had to get that off my chest. By the way, I think this is a great idea for a column. Though, I find its best to keep religious views to yourself, if only to avoid being lectured on where your soul is going to end up.

Personally, I don't think god is so insecure that he/she needs you to believe in him. I think churches need you to believe in order to keep their donations coming.

But, what the hell do I know, I'm gonna burn in hell anyway.

Parteepants

( Posted by: Richard Dani [Member] On: December 2, 2001 )

well..
I ran out of time to finish it. Maybe next Saturday night.

( Posted by: DJ Emerid [Member] On: December 5, 2001 )





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