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I should stop hanging out with the people at El Sabroso, because even though we don’t speak the same language (they’re French... right?), they’re getting to know me all too well!
I mean, just look at the whole idea of Guacachips! I’m sure it’s not a coincidence that El Sabroso decided to create a product centered around guacamole, which is not only my second favorite food but also my second favorite word (‘mandarin oranges’ and ‘towel’ are number one in their respective categories).
And believe me, these tiny little guacamole-flavored tortilla chips are so good that they make me want to build the world’s largest windowpane just to throw the world’s largest rock (Mt. Everest) through it!
Putting one in your mouth is like putting a tiny break-dancer in your mouth, a tiny break-dancer that secretes artificially flavored guacamole powder out of his pores and onto your tongue. Oh, and he’s triangle shaped and made out of corn. And he doesn’t care if you eat him (real break-dancers get really uptight about that sort of thing).
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