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Married.
by johnjohndoe (Member) - published: February 23, 2009
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Category - Poetry
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Husband and wife in their bedroom.
The wife is naked staring at herself
in the mirror. "I look so fat and old
and unattractive," says the wife.
"Tell me some thing to cheer me up."
"Well," says the husband.
"Your eye sight is certainly good."



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by johnjohndoe

and then...
the fight started...

funny
bw

( Posted by: BWOz [Member] On: February 26, 2009 )

Married
I don't know if this is a poem but it is a great joke. Made my day! When I read it to my wife she just gave me an icy stare - I pointed to the screen cowardly blaming you. Not to worry I am sure she went to work - switched the gender and told every woman she ran into. Fun!

( Posted by: jonpenny [Member] On: February 27, 2009 )





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