Who will I meet in Heaven or Hell?
by Beatrice Boyle (Member) - published: October 22, 2008
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I thought it was time for another fun thread...no...no a party...that's next year! We ran this thread in the forums a few years ago, and we all had a ball!

You will select someone from Lit, and your answers must be in rhyme! Can be outragious, or tongue in cheek, or purely sentimental..but NO flaming...remember guys...it's all in good fun!

I'll start off with one I wrote back then for Eric and Ivor. Eric and decided he was going to Heaven, and Ivor said "NO WAY!"

So sorry I won't be there
To welcome you to hell
But I must admit with you
And Ivor there as well
The place will surely liven up
From the day that you both fell
The heat you generate will be qiote hot
Of that I have no doubt
But it's a different kind of heat
That will make the devil pout
Don Juan and the Maquis de Sade
Will be repeatedly ignored
When the famous femme fatale's
Proclaim they are getting bored
And prefer the charms of english boys
Who strike their secret chords
Soon the devil will just fade away
And hell will be no more
And all because of the brothers
Who taught them what love is for!

Bea

------
Grandma Bea

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The following comments are for "Who will I meet in Heaven or Hell?"
by Beatrice Boyle

Fun Stuff
This is really cool Bea...lets give it a whirl...

The phosphorous was burnin
My ears about to split and
who did I see fallin into
this here fiery pit????
Tis Desvelado the valiant
and Miseryguts the brave
It seems too much consumption
had sent them to the grave
Come join the party homeys
the orgys bout to begin
Just stay away from Fairplay
hes got boils on his skin
Karmas in hells kitchen whippin
up some blood and worms
Tammy Hendrix behind the bar
servin pints of pox and germs
Fraid I cant do much friends
bout the noise and the smell
but we can sure do our best
to make a heaven outta hell...

( Posted by: kilgoretrout [Member] On: October 23, 2008 )

Eric...thanks for starting this.
BUT...you didn't name someone from Lit besides yourself...so you still owe me one!!!

Your rhyming keeps getting better than ever...been taking cues from Ivor the master????

(Thought I's instigate a little rivalry there and get Ivor back here quick!

Bea

( Posted by: Beatrice Boyle [Member] On: October 23, 2008 )

Funny stuff Terence
Hi Tererence...this was pretty cool...no pretense here...you picked hell as your final destination...I don't know about that...it's the people who least expect to be there (you know...those holier than thou folks who think they have God's ear and justify their misdeeds). I think you have more than a fighting chance to walk through Peter's door. Hope to be on line with you!

Bea

( Posted by: Beatrice Boyle [Member] On: October 23, 2008 )

Bea's THREAD, Terence, Michael, Karma..
(OK, Bea, in my tired state, this is all I could do, but I did it for just you, because, you and I are very much a like in wanting to get things done, and after all us girls just wanta have some fun)

-HEAVEN, HELL, and NOTHINGNESS-

....Heaven is what you make it
just like Terence's thought up smells...

....What you believe or do not believe
it all there is to the grand illusion
of heavens and hells...

....If you're expecting Jesus then he is
whom you will find, but if you live in fear of devils and have Satan on the mind, then don't be surprised to see him waiting there ready to take you on his one hell ride...

...But if you are like me, The Real Karma, and Terence Burns, and Michael Finberg too, you'll be welcomed by the Yogis and the Buddhas, and eventually Amma too...

...As to those that poopoo all to nothingness, no afterlife, no joy...
...that is exactly where you will find yourself in an emptiness and dark void....

....For what we believe it what makes it so, and if you believe in your own special kind of heaven (no matter what faith you know) that is exactly where you'll go...

....M-theory scientists say it's all super-string vibration, eleven dimensions of a living universe of thought...
so if you THINK it---YOU GOT IT... ...Heaven, Hell or Not!

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( Posted by: TheRealKarmaTseringLhamo [Admin] On: October 23, 2008 )

THREAD corrected version two, for Terence, Michael and Karma too...
(#2 copy corrected: OK, Bea, in my very tired state, this is all I could do, but I did it for just you, because, you and I are very much a like in wanting to get things done, and after all us girls just wanta have some fun)

-HEAVEN, HELL, and NOTHINGNESS-

....Heaven is what you make it
just like Terence's thought up smells...

....What you believe or do not believe
is all there is to the grand illusion
of heavens and hells...

....If you're expecting Jesus then he is
whom you will find, but if you live in fear of devils and have Satan on the mind, then don't be surprised to see him waiting there ready to take you on his one hell ride...

...But if you are like me, The Real Karma, and Terence Burns, and Michael Finberg too, you'll be welcomed by the Yogis and the Buddhas, and eventually Amma too...

...As to those that poopoo all to nothingness, no afterlife, no joy...
...that is exactly where you will find yourself in an emptiness and dark void....

....For what we believe it what makes it so, and if you believe in your own special kind of heaven (no matter what faith you know) that is exactly where you'll go...

....M-theory scientists say it's all super-string vibration, eleven dimensions of a living universe of thought...
so if you THINK it---YOU GOT IT... ...Heaven, Hell or Not!

-------------next

( Posted by: TheRealKarmaTseringLhamo [Admin] On: October 23, 2008 )

Lena & Eric
Lena - Interesting thought Lena...like LIFE is what you make of it...a journey through heaven or hell right here on earth...like Karma...what you sow, so shall you reap...I honestly believe that.

Eric - You're still in Hell I see...are they holding a special place of honor for Osama there?
Will Bush get the hot seat next to him? would love to be a fly on the wall for that one, but I couldn't take the heat!!

Bea

Ok..who's next to step up (or down as the case may be)?\

( Posted by: Beatrice Boyle [Member] On: October 24, 2008 )

The chosen ones!
I stood at the door of Heaven
Waiting on line to get in
When I heard St. Peter asking
"Who here was without sin?"
I looked around to see
Who would wave their hand
And I began to worry
That I might possibly be banned

I hadn't committed adultery
Nor coveted my neighbors wife
But I hadn't positively
Led a spotless life
I didn't always comment
When Windchime posted a poem
But I know that she'll be welcomed
On the day that she comes home

Shannon took the elevator
To Hell just yesterday
But it seems he wasn't bad enough
And the Devil turned him away
This time he rode to the top
And St. Peter let him in
"I love your poems...your irish wit
Your talent negates your sins!"

I noticed Desvalado,
Pounding at the door
Shouting "I just came up from Hell
I couldn't take it anymore
Eric is STILL telling his stories
About his Army life
And Terence insulted the Devil
By sleeping with his wife"

When St. Peter said to me
"Why should you be here?"
I struggled to find the words
I knew he wanted to hear
"I've never been a lier
Tho I've bent a word or two
I faithfully served the choir
And said a prayer for you.."

"Go in peace, my child" he said
And handed me the key
I had it made especially for you
When I heard you were in the morgue
You earned your place up here with us
By your love for Lit.Org!

Whenever sh

( Posted by: Beatrice Boyle [Member] On: October 24, 2008 )

Bea's THREAD rocks you ALL, hello?
Hey, even I put in my heavenly hell and not much of dime, but atleast I gave it a try, where are all the rest of you threaders, eh? Come on now, an look even Kilgore was here!

( Posted by: TheRealKarmaTseringLhamo [Admin] On: October 24, 2008 )

Snuck into Heaven
Nice Bea...hahahahahaha

Its Hot as Hell down here
I cant take it anymore
But there are 700 cobras
between me and the door
What the Hell am I to do
It really sucks being dead
Hell was fun for a while but
Id rather be in Heaven instead
Hey Des I got a plan...
Pass me that scroll...
Geez I hope this works
You act natural let me handle the troll
Ummm excuse me Mr Troll
I have a note for Heaven
The Devil himself wants it delivered
and its gotta be by 7
Thank God trolls are stupid
He didnt even blink
Now to sneak into Heaven???
Hmmmm let me think...

( Posted by: kilgoretrout [Member] On: October 24, 2008 )

losing the thread
I was born a sinner
I come from sinning stock
If I owned a halo
It would doubtless be in hock

Wings though, would be handy
Going to and from the bar
Easier than walking
And safer too, by far

I don�t think white�s my colour
And I�m not too fair of face
I�m far from the epitome
Of inner peace and grace

I�m sure I�d not be welcomed
By the halleluiah set
They�d have a fence to keep me out
And guard dogs too, I�ll bet

Don�t fancy hell much either
Had enough of that in life
When the slog was unrelenting
And graft and grind were rife

So balls to both, quite frankly
How about if we convene
At neither floor nor ceiling
But at some place in between

We�ll need to chains to rattle
Our voices will suffice
We could haunt a library
A poet�s paradise

We�ll send a chill up every spine
And we�ll turn every head
We�ll be having such a merry time
We�ll quite forget we�re dead.

...

love the thread, Bea, but that's me for the night, turning in, been travelling all day and I'm so tired now I can see through time. will catch up tomorrow. night all. missed ye.

( Posted by: AuldMiseryGuts [Member] On: October 24, 2008 )

Thanks sleepy head!
Damn it Shannon...you still ring the bell and then some, even when your draggin, and bound for bed. Soo happy you checked in for this...we REALLY missed ya!

Get some sleep and come back soon!

Love ya,
Bea

( Posted by: Beatrice Boyle [Member] On: October 24, 2008 )

An apology to all!
My grandson was reading this thread and loved it, and wanted to vote for it.

He didn't realize that he couldn't because it is in MY name...I tried to remove it but didn't know how...maybe Chris can do the job for me.

Again...my apologies to all!

Be

( Posted by: Beatrice Boyle [Member] On: October 24, 2008 )

The Good, The Bad and the Lost
I stand here watching the commotion
What is going on?
Look, it's lovely Ms. Bea
Standing next to God's Son

And tell me what is this
We seem to have here?
Lena's fussing about having
A halo AND horns above her ears
(hugs and kisses Lena)

Now this I can believe
Terence is walking DOWN the steps
He's telling jokes to demons
From Satan a laugh he gets

Oh, sweet Shannon
He's just a bit confused
Micheal says he should be a girl
He replies "Shannon's a man's name too!"

Francisco's mouth is hanging
Find out David Bowie is God
"So NOW do you believe in me"
But he can only nod.
(pick your mouth up off the floor Des)

And the Devil's talking to Eric,
"Oooo you bad, bad boy!
Riding bicycles naked?
Doesn't that hurt your little toy?

But me I'm just standing here
Don't know where I belong.
I think I'll see you in Heaven
But I DAMN SURE could be wrong!

( Posted by: TAMMYHENDRIX [Member] On: October 25, 2008 )

Halos and Horns
Halos and horns...you've got that right Tammy...we are ALL are endowed with both. The trick is to decide which one we want to go through life with!

As far as where YOU belong, it's what's in the heart that counts and your heart is surely in the right place!

Love ya
Bea

( Posted by: Beatrice Boyle [Member] On: October 25, 2008 )

Welcome to Heaven
I dreamt that I was in Heaven
An angel with fairy wings
Conversing with famous people
Like Presidents and Kings
And I noticed there were so few of them
And I asked God why that's so
"I'm surprised you asked that question"
He replied..."you're an angel..you should know"

Most people start out humble
Vowing to serve those in need
But once they get the power
It turns to unbridled greed
Remember King Louie, of France?
Even he was on the take
And his wife, the greedy Antoinette
Said of the poor "let em eat cake!"

As for Presidents, You must remember Nixon
He didn't play fair at Watergate
His cohorts spied...then they lied
Having to resign was his ultimate fate
As for Dictators, Hitler was the worst
He tried to expunge the Jewish race
But The world saw what he was doing
Now Hell is his resting place!

I have a soft spot for poets
I have given them the gift of song
To lift the spirits of souls
And try to make them strong
Most of the people of Lit.Org
Are welcome to see my face
For only the pure of heart
Are welcomed in this place!

Bea

Now Bush is on the hot seat
He was too dumb to be believed
He drove the US to the brink
What destruction he acheived!

( Posted by: Beatrice Boyle [Member] On: October 26, 2008 )

Horrible rhyming lies!
I wasn't aiming to kill
like I read I was in here
I'm not going to kill you, Eric
I'm just making his ass disappear.

(hugs)

( Posted by: TAMMYHENDRIX [Member] On: October 27, 2008 )

Ooops!
sooo....I go to hell for making Eric disappear.

( Posted by: TAMMYHENDRIX [Member] On: October 27, 2008 )

Thanking three!
Pen - I'm with you Pen...I'd like to hang around here indefinetly...loved your reference to your brother!

Tammy...We must talk...I can think of a few people I'd like see dissapear...like Bush, Ben Laden, even lovely Sarah (not permently...just out of politics!) What's your secret????

Eric...you got that right...I'm NEVER gonna go...I still have a lot of people to annoy here on earth!

Bea

( Posted by: Beatrice Boyle [Member] On: October 28, 2008 )

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