my gas
I have gas
The drowned sea
I am not sure which category this is I kinda wrote it long time ago
The Drowned Sea
They pulled the young boy out
his blonde hair wet
Never will this child breathe again
the sea was to blame
A large wooden sign stuck out
Beware : Sea can drown
A thoughtful sea during tide
happened to read the sign
The sea began to cry
tears that cant be seen
Angered it lashed at the sign
in sorrow it retreated
Fearful of hate it churned
Deep diving to the bottom
the sea found a way out
the sea wanted to drown
Impossible as it seemed
the sea couldnt drown
Drenched but not drowned
the sea kicked the pebbles
on the beach in disgust
awaiting the next victim
of the drowned sea.
CreditCard Companies Cheat
CCC
that could be the new code for the devils if u have a credit card lemme
tell u they are awful not all some of them are downright cheats n
..........i will tell u more ;o)
My shoes are dirty
My shoes are dirty
(Dedicated to all those who made and lost fortunes in the stock market, this is not autobiographical its just something i thought of due to stock markets crashing and people losing money )
My shoes are dirty
I stepped into a small mud puddle
getting down from a public bus
The shoes are costly
costliest amongst fellow travellers
but then this is the cheap transport
they used to be shiny
they used to be soft
now they are weary
but what hurts most is they are dirty
My shoes are dirty
it seems to be so jarring
for they were not walked much
from carpets to luxury cars
they were well protected
but now since time goneby
they are in places they wouldnt have been bfore
they are dirty
my shoes are dirty!
it makes me feel very common
even more than being back on the chain gang
even more than being amongst the labourers
somehow the shoes say things that nothing else can
they show the hard life
they amplify what is wrong
somehow a persons shoes say it all
my shoes are dirty
they were once shiny
whostupid
Intelligent folks make no sense to the stupid and vice-versa
for the stupid things have to be in a set pattern
they cannot tolerate something out of the box
it has to confirm to set norms
Its like they will always come in the way of the truly intelligent
and they will always try to assert themselves to be better
and for the intelligent to succeed they need to beat them at their
own game follow their norms and still succeed which is a burden
for the great thinker.
Damm the stupid hope they go to hell !!!
Why is Every1 Stupid?
God in his infinite wisdom made so many folks below my intelligence level
I really cant understand most people and their stupidity , I cant understand
their jokes or laughter.I just wanna ask you this
W H Y IS EVERY1 so STUPID?
footnote: I cant understand 99 percent of folks 100 percent of the time
Its like they are speaking a foreign language they are so stupid.
The Sex drive
So sex drive how fast do u drive ? i am drivin pretty slow it seems cuz
i am all tied up with work - I gotta drive faster make it this new years
resolution
Increasing Sex Drive to 180mph from 2006 ...beware LOL
Cash is my Only friend
Think about it , Cash is your only friend
No one loves you if you dont have the greenbucks
Everyone loves you if you have the money.
THis world is full of whores and pimps
Everyone is a pimp or a whore
Everyone works for money
There is no morality or truth except for the biggest truth Which is cash in hand
God aint Right but I am
IF it would have been perfect this world would have been a better place,
I think you gotta rethink about the world , are you listening to me you
foolish genius ?
Luck
I always wonder what luck is and what destiny is and how far we are ruled by it , does ability or hardwork or wise decisions or ambitions guide a persons life
or
is
it
just
dumb
plain
luck
Methinks it is just luck or destiny and we are not in the drivers seat of our lives
we are being driven by some invisible force which is Really Really Really Weird
AND SO
SCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!
I am scared the driver is crazy !
Burning cars isnt it a RIOT !
He was all of seventeen : Lets burn cars
The older nineteen year old : What if it starts a fire
17:you think?
19:yeah
they start torching cars;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
WOW its a riot ......dicontent among masses newspaper headlines
next day
14 year old : we gotta burn cars too
17 : we did that yesterday
14 : lets burn some more
burn burn paris burn burn
and onwards
The Intelligent Wabbitt
(Smile)
There is this intelligent rabbit , he is very intelligent ..
every day he comes out of his burrow and looks at the world around him,,
he likes the fresh soil around him , the birds on the trees , the big green fields ,
He is a very cute rabbit .. but the rabbit looks around and knows that this is not a perfect world ... he knows how to change it ...but he is just a cute wabbitt with cute red eyes ...
He searches for food ...eats it ... looks around sadly at the world ... and goes back to his burrow...
He keeps thinking how to improve the jungle how to make life better for all around him and he has the answers but he is just a cute intelligent wabbitt...
........What good is it being intelligent if you are just a cute intelligent wabbitt? he says out one day aloud and goes back to his burrow sadly.
Marriage Applications Invited
Well
here
I
am
all alone
SO I am 32 (Big deal) , I am goodlooking (so I am told by umm some folks)
I am intelligent ( Everyone says that). I am 5"11 and 260 pounds , got light brown hair and same color eyes , my skin is very sensitive and it turns red even if u were to touch it and press it for a second.
UMM I am very well educated
Who wants to marry me ?
Wait before you apply
Minimum criteria required
1) YOU should have more than a college degree education
2) You should be above 18 years of age and female
3) You should have not been married before
4) You should be atleast 5"7 and above in height and not above 200pounds.
5) You should display good sense of humor and make me smile , be sweet and kind.
6) You should have exceptionally good looks
7) YOu should have a great sense of style in clothes and carry yourself well
Thats about it I guess .. though there are other terms and conditions applicable with the offer.
Thank you. bye bye
Kick the dead
This is something I wrote the other day not sure what it means or what I mean by it you can draw your conclusions its a week old so i dont remember why i wrote it anyways here it is
KICK THE DEAD
kick the dead cuz they dont fell nothin
dead as doorbells
dead as doorbells
they dont breathe no more
the dead are your best friends
they dont take no air from u
so kickin the dead cuz they dont feel nothin
dead as doorbells dead as dooorbells
their blood is all cold and they dont need no haircut
u could be with them if u are not careful
kickin the dead cuz they dont feel nothin
dead as doorbells dead as doorbells
U are not stupid u are just alive
u aint not right cuz u dont die
i want to say kickin the dead cuz they dont feel nothin
dead as doorbells dead as dooorbells
God is a lamer
cuz he is to blame
kickin the dead kickin the dead
Welcome to my Rains
July27 2005 Somewhere on earth
Its raining n it just keeps raining
I love the rains
I love the water
TO me its life
I love the rains
Every drop is precious
Every thunder is life
Though it destroys
Though it floods
TO me its life
To see the rain falling
Is to me watching GOD in action
It is like blessing from heaven
Though some find it annoying
Here i am in my bedroom
There is water everywhere on the roads
Cars are swimming and people wading
I love the rains
I love the rains
Lets keep it pouring
I love it so much i might go to a place where it rains forever and ever every drop is precious it is a blessing from god.
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