Septembro 1, 2009
Last week I saw the coolest squirrel I've ever in my entire life. It was on August 24, 2009. It was a Monday. He was desert brown and he had a white chest. Oh, man, was he cool! Ha-ha-ha! What a squirrel! He stood on a rock for a second and looked at everybody, then he ran into a bush.
I'm seeing red spots. Is that bad?
August 8, 9, and 10, 2009
Two days at the castle and I am feeling fine. My wife has just brought me some of the best coffee in the world because she is better than the best. I have had several decent meals while within our abode. The best of which was fresh Icelandic cod cooked in olive oil and seasoned exquisitely with lemon and herbs served next to steamed broccoli. I washed it all down heartily with deep purple Gatorade. Our household pets have welcomed me back into the fold and are happy that I am back. I am happy to be back.
There is, however, much work to be done. Much to be cleaned, much to be washed, much to be repaired, and much wood to be chopped and since I refuse beat my servants, I have no servants. So all of this homework must be done by my own hands and back. I think I'd better sit here a while longer and think about it some more. Perhaps it is time for another goblet of rich chocolate Ovaltine.
In a parallel universe all of my work is done and I am known as King Antinomian (with huge muscles).
August 6, 2009
Today ends with a migraine headache. Oh, the nausea. Only sleep will make it better.
What week we've had. I'm so looking forward the rest and relaxation that I am headed for within our castle walls upon our hill within our city next to our lake full of fish.
July 31, 2009/August 1, 2009
Today I saw a few trees, the sky, and some grass. Then I noticed some holes in the ground where I was walking. I thought maybe they were snake holes but they could have been holes for some other animal I guess. Maybe gophers, prairie dogs, or maybe some animal that I'm just not familiar with. I have never met or have had the honor of knowing a badger or weasel. I wonder if it bothers them when people refer to aggressive people as badgers or when they call sneaky people weasels. ?
Then I saw some ant hills and some grasshoppers and some sand and some weeds and some honey bees and some sticks and some trash on the ground. I saw a few buildings here and there, but there were no garbage cans around, so I unfortunately had to walk on by the trash without doing something about it. You never know what may be growing on trash these days with as crazy as the world is getting.
After that it got dark and I couldn't see as much as I could in the daylight. I saw some rocks and some shadows and some cars going by. Mostly just their headlights.