The Ninja is a real Ninja.
The Ninja is not a pirate
The Ninja is sometimes called the Emo Ninja.
The previous statement is not always true.
The Ninja, still, is a real Ninja, and not a pirate.
The Ninja writes mostly Science Fiction, but is known to write other things.
The Ninja is Bad Ass.
The Ninja tried to fight Chuck Norris. Key word is tried.
The Ninja grows tired of these questions