Able to leap to unassailable conclusions in a single page, drsoos battles the dark forces of righteous repression with his powers, far beyond those of mortal men, of irrefutable logic, flawless reasoning, and incessant bloviation. With the aid of his sidekick Dick Seanery and his faithful dog-eared Thesaurus, drsoos bestows his enlightened wisdom for the cause of Truth, Justice, and Seeing It My Way. Or just to make you laugh.
STRENGTHS: omniscience, infallibitity, humility
Endowed with my huge vocabulary, my wit can penetrate all night long before reaching a satisfying conclusion.
WEAKNESSES: propensity for gratuitious use of puns and alliteration, audacious constuction of seemingly interminable sentences, incurable addiction to obscure multi-syllabic words, slim young blondes with enormous intellects, procrastination, occasional failure to fini
