Hello, my name is Guru Mohammad Jesus Bernstein ll, PhD. and I am the twin brother of Mohammad Jesus Bernstein. Coincidentally, I too, am a guru, and, I too, have a PhD. But, alas I suffer from severe social anxiety, making it difficult for me to always be available to interact with my fellow humans and cult followers, and of course, I am not as handsome as my dear older brother, and that is why our parents always loved him best. They did not even bother to give me an original title, and instead just stuck the number 2 after my name! Oh, but I am not angry. I do not have any issues with anger what so ever!!! But, what really pushes my buttons are people with no sense of humor. Sometimes I wish I could just take those people and dunk them in some funny juice until they lighten up, but that is but a futile fantasy of mine that will never be realized. I can only pray for their poor humorless souls. Perhaps in their next lives they will be able to laugh and not take themselves so seriously. I am here at Lit.Org by personal invitation from a few dear friends and cult followers, who have asked me to read and comment on their work. Which I will gladly do with intense self-pleasure.